Extra English 9 серия с субтитрами
NICK To be or not to be, that is the question. Whe…, oh no!
ANNIE Why is it so dark in here? What’s going on? Nick, what are you doing? The sun is shining outside.
NICK Oh, hi, Annie.
ANNIE What are you doing?
ANNIE Well, stand up then.
ANNIE Right, I’m coming over.
ANNIE [Laughing] Oh, nice outfit, Nick! Bridget, look at this!
NICK Oh, you can laugh, but one day, I will be a great actor. In fact, I might get a part in a Shakespeare production this week.
BRIDGET In your dreams!
ANNIE Did you have a good day at work, Bridget?
BRIDGET Oh, I’m so tired. Training with the England football team this morning. Oh, those boys — so cheeky! But they really know what they’re talking about. ANNIE Football?
BRIDGET No. Hairstyles and fashion, of course. Anyway, then I had lunch with Kylie Minogue’s agent — lovely man. [Laughs] So funny! I’m exhausted.
ANNIE Oh!! Poor Bridget.
BRIDGET Euch, I must get changed.
ANNIE Now Bridget’s a researcher for Channel Nine, all she talks about is sweet stars. Huh! Bleuhh! It’s so boring.
NICK Huh? I’ll be sweet when I’m famous.
BRIDGET Where are they? I thought so.
NICK “To die… to sleep …”
BRIDGET Are those my tights?
BRIDGET Oh yes they are!
NICK Oh, these tights. Are they yours, Bridget?
BRIDGET I’ll speak to you later. Now where’s Hector? I have some exciting news for him.
HECTOR Oh, hi, Bridget. Hi, sugar-plum!
ANNIE Hi, snugly-puppykins!
HECTOR Hey, nice tights, man!
BRIDGET Hector, I have some great news for you. Channel Nine is looking for a television reporter. NICK Ah — I could do that!
BRIDGET Not an English reporter. A Latin American who speaks English.
HECTOR But I can’t speak English very well.
BRIDGET Just audition.
ANNIE Go on, Hector, the camera will love you.
BRIDGET And so will the girls!
ANNIE Not all the girls, I hope.
HECTOR Well, if you think so, then…
BRIDGET Ah, Hector, with my help, the job is yours. And my new boss will be very impressed with me.
HECTOR OK, Bridget.
BRIDGET Right! Let’s do some research. Annie, we need CNN. Find it. And Nick?
BRIDGET I want my tights back — now.
ANNIE You want your tights back?
BRIDGET They are Versace. The remote, please, Annie.
NICK Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio.
Sound of banging
ANNIE What’s wrong with it?
HECTOR I don’t know. I think it’s broken.
BRIDGET Well, we’ll have to go to your place then.
NICK Ah! There you are.
BRIDGET Shhh, Nick. We’re watching CNN. We’re doing research for Hector’s new job!
NICK Hector’s new job? What about my new job? I need to do research as well.
NICK There! That’s better.
VOICE ON TELEVISION To be or not to be…
BRIDGET What’s this?
NICK Hamlet — a tragedy.
ANNIE What’s it about?
NICK Love. Madness. And murder. Hamlet’s father, the king, is killed by Hamlet’s uncle, who then marries Hamlet’s mother, so Hamlet kills his uncle and his mother and then he dies.
BRIDGET That sounds like my family.
NICK It’s a masterpiece. I’d be great as Hamlet.
BRIDGET Oh! My tights!
NICK Oh, Bridget, I had an accident.
BRIDGET Buy me another pair or you will have an accident!
ANNIE Accident or murder?!
NICK OK, Bridget.
BRIDGET Right, I’m off.
ANNIE Me too. HECTOR Goodnight, sugar-plum.
ANNIE Night, snuggly-puppykins.
HECTOR Oh, Nick, I am worried.
NICK Hector, I know what you mean. When women talk like that, it is time to move on.
HECTOR No, not Annie. This television reporter’s job. I don’t really think I can do it.
NICK Hector, of course you can. What you need is…
NICK No! You don’t need talent. You need Nick’s School for Television Reporters.
HECTOR Nick’s School for Television Reporters?
NICK Yeah! I will teach you to be a television reporter.
NICK OK. Rule number one: imagine you are talking to a beautiful woman. «Good evening, this is Nick Jessop, reporting from the Houses of Parliament just for you.» Rule number two: be mysterious. «I am here to tell you the Houses of Parliament may look normal, but all is not as it seems.» Rule number three: make them trust you. «I can reveal that this building is actually an alien space station. Trust me. Trust Nick Jessop. I will always tell you the truth. See you later. Goodnight and sleep tight.» Do it like that, Hector, and you will get the job.
HECTOR «Hi, this is Hector Romero.»
BRIDGET [Composing email] ‘Chrissy, we need a new TV reporter at Channel Nine and I think Hector will be perfect.’
HECTOR Well, if you think so.
BRIDGET [Composing email] ‘Of course, I will train him. My new boss will be very impressed.’
HECTOR OK, Bridget.
BRIDGET [Composing email] ‘And this morning, I found Nick wearing my Versace tights.’ NICK Oh, these tights!
BRIDGET [Composing email] He’s a strange boy.
NICK [Composing email] ‘Guess what, Dan! I’ve discovered Shakespeare. «To die, to sleep …» I love it! And I taught Hector how to be a television reporter.
NICK Nick’s School for Television Reporters!
NICK [Composing email] I’m sure he’ll get the job!
BRIDGET Did you get my fax? Well, did you get my email? What did Sting say? Will he do the interview? You won’t even ask him? He’s never heard of Channel Nine? Oh, please. Please! Please! Well can I meet him? I can? Where is he? At the airport? I’ll be there. Yes!
Sound of knocking on door
WOMAN Hector Romero for you, Bridget.
BRIDGET No. Hector, I forgot your audition. Listen, I must go out for one hour. Sting wants to see me! Don’t worry. Just remember everything I’ve told you. Here’s the script, there’s the camera. Must dash! Be back in an hour!
HECTOR But. I… «Hello, this is Hector Romero for Channel Nine.»
BRIDGET What a day! First Sting had already departed for New York and now this! This! From you, Hector!
HECTOR Sorry, Bridget.
BRIDGET Was this Nick’s idea?
BRIDGET I thought so.
HECTOR So, have I got the job?
BRIDGET What do you think? Goodbye, Hector. And the new editor will be here soon. Right! Nick!
Sound of mobile phone ringing
NICK [reading text message] «Nick., I am too angry to speak. Bridget.»
Sound of mobile phone ringing
NICK Huh! Hi, Bridget!
NICK I thought you were too angry to speak to me.
BRIDGET Shut up, Nick. How dare you.
NICK How dare I what?
BRIDGET Teach Hector to be a news reporter!
NICK Ah, ahm, sorry, Bridget.
BRIDGET He was ridiculous. «Hi, sexy, this is Hector Romero.» My new editor will be here soon and I wanted to impress her.
NICK So will Hector get the job then?
BRIDGET Of course he won’t get the job. You made me look a fool. You. you and Hector are so stupid!
ANNIE Who was that?
NICK Wrong number.
ANNIE Hey, Nick, look at this. This could be perfect for you.
NICK What is it?
ANNIE [Reading advert] «Is Shakespeare in your blood? Could you be our Hamlet?»
ANNIE «Do you love performing?»
ANNIE «Do you love travelling?»
ANNIE «Do people adore you?»
ANNIE «Then we need you. Call this number for a Shakespearean experience.»
NICK Wow! Hamlet! My dream! I’ll call now. I must learn my lines. «To be… to be…»
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hello, Bridget.
BRIDGET Eunice, what are you doing here?
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Long time no see, Bridget. And how’s Nick? Does he miss me?
BRIDGET No. Er, yes.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh! You have a new hairstyle.
BRIDGET Yeah. So have you.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Yes, but the difference is, mine looks good.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Anyway, Bridget, I am your new editor. Surprised?
BRIDGET No, no, no.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Good. OK. Two rules. One: I am your editor and I am always right. Two: you are the researcher, you are always wrong. OK?
EUNICE MOUNTAIN OK. Now what have you got for me today?
BRIDGET Well, Sting would love to come for an interview, but…
EUNICE MOUNTAIN … But he’s not coming.
BRIDGET No. But we need a new reporter and… and… and I have found you the most perfect person. He’s Latin American, speaks English and he’s very sexy. Watch this. I know you’ll love him.
HECTOR «Hi, sexy. This is Hector Romero for Channel Nine. Wow, you look beautiful today. Guess what? There’s been a diamond robbery in London. I would love to put diamonds on those pretty ears. But you, yes, you can sleep safely in your bed tonight. This is Hector Romero. I’ll be back.»
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Of course! Hector! Oh, he is perfect!
BRIDGET [Composing email] ‘What a day! Hector’s audition was a disaster.’
HECTOR «Hello, this is Hector Romero for Channel Nine.»
BRIDGET ‘Guess who interfered? Nick!’
BRIDGET Right, Nick!
BRIDGET [Composing email] ‘And worse still, guess who is my new boss? Eunice Mountain!’
EUNICE MOUNTAIN I am your new editor.
BRIDGET [Composing email] ‘But the good news is, she loved Hector.’
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, he is perfect!
ANNIE [Composing email] ‘We’ve found a perfect role for Nick. Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.’
ANNIE [Composing email] ‘He’s very excited!’
ANNIE Oh, don’t worry, Hector, my little puppykins. I’m sure you would have been a very good reporter.
HECTOR But Bridget is angry with me.
ANNIE Huh! Don’t worry about Bridget.
NICK Guess what? I’ve got the job.
HECTOR Shakespeare? Congratulations, man!
ANNIE Oh, great! When do you start?
NICK Tonight. I’ve got the costume already. I think I will go and wash my motorbike.
HECTOR You haven’t got a motorbike.
NICK I have now.
BRIDGET Hi, everyone! Hector, you have a visitor — my new editor! Eunice, do you remember Hector?
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hmm. How could I forget? And of course Nick! I could never forget you!
BRIDGET I thought you had a motorbike to wash?
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Hector, I just popped in to say congratulations. You’ve got the job! Isn’t it wonderful?
BRIDGET Eunice really liked your tape.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN Oh, you are perfect, Hector.
BRIDGET Hector will have such fun.
EUNICE MOUNTAIN I’m off. Oh, see you at 8 o’clock sharp tomorrow morning, Hector. Hmm! Oh, hmm!
BRIDGET There’s no need to thank me, Hector.
ANNIE Oh, I think I’ve got something in my eye. Well, it was nice while it lasted, but now, Annie, it is time to say goodbye to Hector. He is going to be a famous news reporter, so there’ll be no room for little old you.
HECTOR It’s OK, Annie. Whatever happens, we will always be together.
ANNIE But you’ll forget me when you’re a famous news reporter.
HECTOR However many stories I report — murders, bank robberies, small cats in trees — I shall never forget you. You, light of my life. «This is Hector Romero for Channel Nine, London.»
ANNIE Oh, Hector!
HECTOR Oh, Annie!
BRIDGET Oh no. Nick?
NICK Yes? No! Ohh… «To eat or not to eat. That is the question.» Hamlet’s burgers — eat them without question.
Sound of laughter
COMMENTARY [v.o.] Next time in EXTRA, Annie wants to save the animals, Bridget has a date with Leonardo di Caprio, and what is in Nick’s box? EXTRA, don’t miss it.
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Оставить комментарий9 серия – В твоих мечтах! Ник, нарядившись в костюм «Гамлета», репетирует, мечтая получить роль Гамлета. Увидев его в женских колготках, Энни и Бриджит умирают со смеху. Вдруг Бриджит обнаруживает, что колготки-то её, это колготки от Версаче и требует, чтобы Ник снял их немедленно. Бриджит работает на 9 канале ТВ и у неё есть хорошая новость для Гектора: Телеканал 9 ищет репортера, не англичанина, а латиноамериканца, который говорит по-английски. Ник помогает Гектору запомнить несколько правил репортёра для того, чтобы всегда у него был успех. Для Бриджит запись прослушивания Гектора была просто ужасной. Она была в ярости от помощи Ника. Но новый редактор, а им оказалась Юнис, пришла в восторг от записи Гектора. И, таким образом, Гектор получает работу на телеканале 9. Энни расстроена тем, что теперь Гектор забудет её, но Гектор обещает ей: «Что бы ни случилось, мы всегда будем вместе». Параллельно Энни, просматривая рекламные листки, находит подходящую работу для Ника, там требуется человек, который мечтает сыграть роль Гамлета. И вот, наконец, появляется Ник в смешном костюме, в котором он должен рекламировать бутерброд под названием «Гамлет». Все умирают со смеху.